Bitch's Brew
Verbalism of the Vengeful Vixen
Wednesday, December 27, 2006
Monday, December 11, 2006
There are no adequate words...
The energy was strong, and the crowd went totally nuts over it. The band did a fantastic job, incomplete as it was. Tom Hamilton is at home recovering from radiation treatment for throat cancer, and his stand-in was ‘John B”, who did a fantastic job.
And for the record, Motley Crew put on one hell of a show. Best opening act ever.
Since I’ve read that few things piss of the band like fans sneaking in cameras and recording devices, I decided to respect that and not smuggle in my lovely camera. Also, I was damn sure there would be purse checks, and I really didn’t want to lose it. Anyway, because Aerosmith loves the fans who love them, they post pictures of each individual concert on their site.
When they played ‘Seasons of Wither’ I fucking lost it. Its my favorite song of all time, and after the magical moment had passed, I had to sit down. It was amazing.
I would love to write more, but I have a wee final today for which I have to go cram.
Sunday, December 03, 2006
Chrismukah
We hung our personalized stockings, chatted, drank rum and eggnog and watched the Christmas episode of “Scrubs”.
I’m so ready to get my Christmas on. I’m even completely done all of my shopping. Whoo!
Oh yeah. What a beautiful tree!
Christmas Trivia
The average American takes six months to pay off holiday credit-card bills.
Pogonophobia: the fear of beards.
There are currently 78 people named S. Claus living in the U.S. -- and one
Kriss Kringle.
December is the most popular month for nose jobs.
Weight of Santa's sleigh loaded with one Beanie Baby for every kid on
earth: 333,333 tons.
Number of reindeer required to pull a 333,333-ton sleigh: 214,206 --
plus Rudolph.
Average wage of a mall Santa: $11 an hour. With real beard: $20.
To deliver his gifts in one night, Santa would have to make 822.6 visits
per second, sleighing at 3,000 times the speed of sound. At that speed,
Santa and his reindeer would burst into flame instantaneously.
There. Chew on that for a while!
K.