My proverbial cup has runneth over

I want to make one thing perfectly clear: I am taking this precious 2am time of rest to post only because Chelsey yelled at me for dawdling so much with it. So here you are. Fucking pinko.

Anyway, all sarcastic yet endearing bitterness aside, greetings to y’all. It’s been a busy few weeks for me, as I’ve previously posted. Once again, I will convey this to you via point form ( as I am currently unable to articulate myself via expressive dance like J. Cameron, right girls?)

-Okay, so I’ll write a wee bit more about my condo. Other than the fabulous color scheme, it’s pretty nifty. (Nifty? The 1950’s called-they want their lingo back! Lame, I know.) I digress. It’s on the top floor of a lovely complex, and has many fantastic features, including a pool, hot tub, and game room. Or so I’m told, as I’m a git and have not yet checked out these features. It’s kind of like a Light Bright-you know you own it, and bask in the ownership more then the actual usage of it. What, you people don’t still have your Light Bright? Pfft. Losers. *averts eyes* Moving on. Jdot and I have a lovely large deck with a futon on it, which makes for very comfortable smoking time. Which comes in handy, as July 1st the “fresh air” act moves into effect, and we poor smokers are to be herded onto the street while being mocked and abused by these granola loving hippies. We also just obtained the final necessary appliance-a fantastic microwave. I’m so happy we have a microwave. I warmed up a muffin tonight. It was rewarding.

-Work is awesome. I am still torn between being a floral guru or a flower slave, but I think the complex dichotomy keeps it interesting. Yeah, I need to tell myself shit like that. But at least my boss isn’t a carny or a mercenary. This is an improvement.

-I’ve been running myself ragged with a bunch of different responsibilities. I had this vision of living on my own as enabling me to relax. Ha! Well, we all have our great illusions of independence. I’ve actually been spreading myself way too thin, and kind of had a minor meltdown this evening. Luckily, my knight in shining sarcasm came to my rescue, and after an hour of my venting, managed to make me feel significantly better about the entire situation. I’m not entirely sure how I’ve come this far in life without him, and am definitely happy that his constant presence is available to keep me grounded and make me relax. (you’re a lifesaver, sweetie-thank you.) I also had a mini-minor meltdown to my heterosexual life partner, and I must thank her as well. (I wouldn’t be NEARLY as neurotic without you; it’s much more fun with an audience).

-I had a great sushi dinner with my ladies tonight, and it was great to realize that we actually did have some good times in high school-even if they can’t be recalled by all, right CT? Anyway, it was good to see them all at the same time again.


Anyway kids, that’s it for right now. I wonder if tomorrow will being a slave or a guru? Well, time toss that coin. Let the Faits decide.

-K

Quote du Jour
“If Hitler had a bank, this would be it!” (about RBC and it’s sterile atmosphere)
-Chelsey