This coffee tastes like purple.

Hey folks.

Well, it’s been a fabulous week. I’m going to follow the extremely complex format I’ve been abusing of late, and give it to ya point form.

-Well, the most exciting thing is that I have a new beau. He’s fabulous, and makes me feel all girly and let me tell you: it feels pretty damn strange. It’s awesome, but I’m not exactly used to the whole “weak knees butterflies in the stomach feeling”. The best part is having a partner of equal intellectual quotient. His wit is phenomenal. And it’s incredibly refreshing. Okay, so now that I’m done being all girly and whatever…

-Work has become tiresome. The glitter has faded, and I’m frustrated with the actual job itself. But I have confidence for next week. Plus, I’ve made some pretty amazing friends via this job. Kat in particular. We’ve decided that we’re “K squared”, the incredibly elite female team. It’s fun.

-My puppy recently had a run-in with a barb wire fence. She had to get some minor surgery on her leg, and she has to wear this huge plastic cone. This upsets me greatly, as she’s so loveable and goofy, and has absolutely zero conception of the diameter of her gigantic cone. So now the poor thing bumps into walls, stairs, and people. When she can’t do something, she gets all frustrated, and sad. And she looks so pathetic, it just breaks my heart. But it comes off reasonably soon, which will be a huge relief to everyone. Except the cat, who has been lording her mobile prowess over Murph for the last week. Sassy fuck’en cat.

- Saturday night can be summed up in the infamous words of Jordo: Zan is a tool. I mean, the night was good, and the alcohol definitely took away some of the edge I felt from work in the past week. Buuut...going to random bars on Whyte led by a drunkard? Not good. Not good at all. Meh, whatever. With the exception of the IQ of the proto-plasmic cube, the tiresome screaming, the random moving from, place to place, the dancing, the random apartment, and the random people in the random apartment pressing blades, it wasn’t a half-bad night. Besides, Jordo and I got pizza and watched family guy until dawn. Which always makes everything better.

-The The Fabulous, Wonderful, Amazing, and Miraculous Adventures of the Dot Family was born last night. It’s awesome. I suggest you check it out on Vic’s blog. And no, you won’t understand it. I just love the fact that my character is never allowed to say anything that isn’t confrontational. Speaking of confrontation…

-And if I may finish on a rather severe note. To the individual who has caused all kinds of hurt in Vdot’s life: You are a selfish, disgusting hypocrite. You do not deserve to be with a lady of such caliber. And if I see you in the street? I suggest you run.

Thanks all. See you next week.


-K

Quote du Jour
"Bottom line? The bitch is dumb."
- Queen of Confrontation.